Here's a thought:
If I was sitting in the U.K. right now, I'd be afraid to post this.
I'd worry about being arrested, or at least of having actual, real-life police officers showing up at my door to 'question me,' or to bring me to a real-life police station where they'd throw me in a room with two chairs separated by a table and one wall that's just a big ol' mirror.
Before long I'm imagining a very stern-faced woman, probably five feet and two inches of buzz cut, bad attitude, permanently affixed sneer and the annoying police tendency to assume that anyone who isn't a cop is a criminal would arrive, and welp...the whole thing really, really wouldn't play out like a few thousand internet videos I might've watched purely for research purposes made me believe this was gonna play out.
Looking past the disappointment and embarrassing tentacle issues I'd be experiencing at that moment in time, I'd likely come to the painful realization that this is really happening (and of course, I'm already a buncha bad jokes in. Sigh. It's really not my fault. I'm honestly just dumb like this), we have reached the point where people can be arrested and sent to jail for...wait for it...telling jokes.
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